February 2012
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My short vacation home turned into an indefinite stay in Georgia and endless days and nights in the ICU. The past 50 or so hours have all melded together into one long blur of grief and tears and rages. Our family has come together and fallen apart and then pieced itself together again. There have been code blues and ministers and priests and a true fifteen minutes of my family member being dead....
Walking through airport security and the man says “Have a nice flight!”
To which I respond “You too! Oh - I mean … You!”
You? WTF is wrong with me.
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jelizabethl replied to your post: Have you had a boob job?
The dog beating roommate?
Phew, god no. The only one that I actually am friends with/love.
She’s just weird. We get along.
Anonymous asked: Have you had a boob job?
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asweetbeginning replied to your photo: This. Dog. I’m having to leave her for the next 5…
paint me like one of your french girls
i am literally wheeze laughing. dead.
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You Guys.
The Personhood Bill passed in Oklahoma. It has to make it through one more legislative body buttt … it’s expected to “soar through.”
I live here. I’m incredibly liberal when it comes to anything women’s bodies and our rights/issues.
HOW AM I STILL LIVING HERE.
Presented without rant/comment
Roommate the Dog Beater [via five missed calls, multiple texts, and waking me up from a nap]: Hey. Can you take my rent checks by our landlord’s house?
Me: No. I already took mine at 7:30 this morning before I went to work.
Roommate: Really? You can’t take my rent check? I ran out of time before work today and I can’t make it on time.
She left for work today at 3:00 PM.
No....
I’m not the type to give a feck about seeing a movie by myself. And I’m not even seeing this one alone. I’m waiting, of course, on my coworkers.
But the fact that I walked into The Vow alone, tripped, dumped a large popcorn everywhere whilst couples watched … The day before Valentines Day.
That stung a little.
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I don’t understand. Why would you actively, totally on your own accord, sign up for something and then not follow through? You’re not being forced to do it. You VOLUNTEERED. And then you totally, one hundred percent, fail at the commitment?
Does. Not. Compute.
“Proposition 8 serves no purpose, and has no effect, other than to lessen the...”
– ninth circuit opinion (via redorangeorangeonred)
I just literally fist pumped around my office.
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These came in the mail today. And what’s the first thing that happens upon their arrival?
Hot yoga? Pilates? Running? Bar Method?
Nope … nap.
Good God
My boss just got almost completely naked to show me all the scarring and bruising from her liposuction procedure. Don’t think I needed to see that much boob and vag today. Especially from upper management?
Also: I somehow owe a LOT on my taxes. I file as single and always have the max taken out of my paycheck. I literally have no clue how this happened. Cue waterfalls and waterfalls of...
January 2012
29 posts
Jumping on the trend:
Some things that I am really enjoying/proud of at this moment:
paid off major credit card. It held the highest interest rate and gave me overall panic attacks. And it’s at zero. And shredded.
transferred ten percent of the paycheck into retirement/savings account
went ahead and made all loan/auto payments for the month
allotted my funds into envelopes [cashhh] for my grocery shopping so...
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jelizabethl replied to your post: Roommate [dog beater] makes some offhanded remark…
YESSS. YES. Excellent, excellent response. Couldn’t agree more.
Roommate makes some offhanded remark about how Mila Kunis is the ugliest/worst dresser in all of Hollywood. And I think I got all bug-eyed and started incoherently mumbling phrases like “2011 awards season” and “Elie Saab” and “Alexander McQueen.”
Youaresowrong. Andalsoevil.
la-sarah asked: your recent TV and clare vivier bag purchases have me blazing with envy. please extensively review the CV bag because i have been lusting after it for close to 2 years. if it proves itself as worthy of the $300, i will jump all over that bag and pet it every day and carry it all the places like a grown adult.
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400 dollars.
It will cost me 400 dollars to fly home and see my family for five days in February. I don’t particularly have that just laying around right now and will have to charge it. And I’m actively and aggressively paying off my cards and trying to put NOTHING on them.
But if I don’t do it then, it will be close to 6 months until I see them again.
Is this worth it? Stupid...
Dumb roommate texted me to tell me that she is “really ticked off” by how I spoke to her after the dog hitting incident.
Cue rage. Like, serious, sick, rock on my chest, hot ball of rage. I think I might throw up. And now I’m gearing up again to battle with her. I HATE this.
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This? Is awesome.
Source: frugaldad.com
Woopies I meant to post the brand earlier —- its Corrente? I’d never heard of them but the bag was 50% off for today only! The code “luckydaily4” makes it half off.
:)
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Halp?
Tumblr Friends…
Help me.
A couple things: This bag is 50% off today. And I have a check coming to me, in the mail, that will more than cover this … and plus some.
SO: do i need this? And do I like the purple color:
Or do I like the classic black? [I do not have a black bag … yes I dont know how thats possible.]
All opinions welcome. Feel free to tell me to stop buying...
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I just realized I’ve ruined way too many manicures with Cheeto dust.
Which is so beyond disgusting.
December 2011
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